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The page wandered off. Rude.

Whatever you were looking for isn’t here — which is a bit inconsiderate, honestly.

“I was promised a link. I appear to have been handed a mystery.”

- Elise
Elise sitting beside a warm lamp with a notebook, looking mildly unimpressed

The page you were looking for isn’t here.

It may have moved. It may have vanished. It may be sitting somewhere with a blanket over its shoulders pretending not to hear us.

No drama. Let’s get you back somewhere useful before this turns into a whole thing.

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